Thrice three times (upgrade)

Thrice send these special chain mails to your friends,

Thrice sit thou mute while you ignore all trends,

Then thrice three times identify all bots,

And murmur soft "She will, or she will nots."

Go use your Tweeter feed for cute meme-sharing,

And fill your Facebook wall with cats misspelling;

Fear not to use headlines both true and fake

That all your vids and pics may be click-bait.

Then come, you hackers! troll with me a round;

Melt her hard heart with your nice virtual sound.

In vain are all my charms and all my feats:

She hath an art to break them with her tweets.

-  A 21^st century reading of Thomas Campion

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43872/thrice-toss-these-oaken-ashes